May 2012
2 posts
April 2012
6 posts
March 2012
23 posts
3 tags
parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
i'm sleeping
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
February 2012
24 posts
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
I am everything you want. I am everything you need. I am everything inside of you that you wish you could be. I say all the right things at exactly the right time. But I mean nothing to you and I don’t know why. I don’t know why.
Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Me: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.